Friday, August 26, 2005

"Is That the Six Million Dollar Man's Boss?"*

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So The 40 Year-Old Virgin is the funniest goddamn movie ever. Yeah, not really, but it is even better than Anchorman. There are basically two kinds of people: Wedding Crashers people and 40YOV people. Which are you?

(Okay, so obviously yesterday's post was the result of a stressful deadline and a lack of inspiration/serotonin.)

Iron Maiden has been essentialized with a two-disc greatest hits collection. That's terrific news... but why is it showing up in Bitchfork??

Green Day has been named the greatest band on the planet, by the way. No doye. Tell us something we don't know. Ever since Matchbox 20 broke up, the throne has totally belonged to Billy Joe & Co.**

*This will make sense once you see the movie.

**Okay, I actually like Green Day but granting them planetary dominion, even in a purely musical sense, seems a bit much.

**UPDATE** This week's Blue States Lose is up!

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